Insane Insomniac Ravings

With apologies to Cyndi Lauper, and She-Bop

We-hell seein' Collins guys in Dockers slacks
'Round the table checking all their facts
They've been thinking of a market scheme
Whuppin' Honeywell is their corporate dream
Oop! C-BAP

Do they wanna make money? Yes they do
Yanking out ideas from the blue
Brainstorming ways to pull out more cash
Turns their brains into corned beef hash
Oop! C-BAP, C-BAP

C-BAP-he-BAP-a-we-BAP
I-BAP-you-BAP-a-they-BAP
Bee-BAP-be-BAP-a-loo-BAP
I don't really understand
C-BAP-he-BAP-a-we-BAP
I-BAP-you-BAP-a-they-BAP
Bee-BAP-be-bop-a-loop-C-BAP

Hey, hey, they'll never leave the conference room (maniacal laughter)
Screwing competition is their doom
Yes they're stuck down in their ruts
Chairs have fused onto their butts
Oop! C-BAP